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Everybody, I'm Julian. I'm the host.

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Everybody, I'm Julian. I'm the host.
 

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Everybody, I'm Julian. I'm the host.
Thanks for watching. Thank you for

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Thanks for watching. Thank you for
JOINING US HERE IN OUR HOME IN beautiful

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JOINING US HERE IN OUR HOME IN beautiful
 

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JOINING US HERE IN OUR HOME IN beautiful
Hollywood of California. We have a lot

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Hollywood of California. We have a lot
 

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Hollywood of California. We have a lot
of things to get to tonight. Uh it seems

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of things to get to tonight. Uh it seems
 

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of things to get to tonight. Uh it seems
like we have a lot of things to get to

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like we have a lot of things to get to
 

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like we have a lot of things to get to
every night. And that that wasn't always

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every night. And that that wasn't always
 

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every night. And that that wasn't always
the case. Just for fun, I went back. I

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the case. Just for fun, I went back. I
 

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the case. Just for fun, I went back. I
looked at one of our monologues from

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looked at one of our monologues from
 

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looked at one of our monologues from
2011. You remember 2011? It was a

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2011. You remember 2011? It was a
 

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2011. You remember 2011? It was a
simpler time. These were the topics on

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simpler time. These were the topics on
 

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simpler time. These were the topics on
our show 15 years ago tonight. Uh NBC

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our show 15 years ago tonight. Uh NBC
 

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our show 15 years ago tonight. Uh NBC
announced that Christina Aguilera would

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announced that Christina Aguilera would
 

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announced that Christina Aguilera would
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be a judge on The Voice. Lindseay
 

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be a judge on The Voice. Lindseay
Lohan's dad was rumored to be joining

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Lohan's dad was rumored to be joining
 

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Lohan's dad was rumored to be joining
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the gang at Celebrity Rehab. A sophomore
 

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the gang at Celebrity Rehab. A sophomore
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at BYU was kicked off the basketball
 

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at BYU was kicked off the basketball
team for having sex with his girlfriend.

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team for having sex with his girlfriend.
 

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team for having sex with his girlfriend.
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And there was a new episode of Jersey
Shore in which the situation hooks up

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Shore in which the situation hooks up
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with a girl who seems to have a strange
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odor.
Now we got war pedophiles and measles.

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Now we got war pedophiles and measles.
 

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Now we got war pedophiles and measles.
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Oh my, it's We also have, you know, the
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weather's different than it used to. It
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seems to be a lot colder on the east
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coast and a lot warmer in the west.
 

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coast and a lot warmer in the west.
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weather here the last two weeks. I've
 

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weather here the last two weeks. I've
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almost been scared to mention I feel
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like the rest of the country hates us
 

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like the rest of the country hates us
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enough already, but it has been in the
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high 70s. Been sunny and it has been as
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cold as Melania's heart everywhere else.
 

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cold as Melania's heart everywhere else.
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kids have had enough of snow. cuz I'm so
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>> That's what you call an old soul.
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Carolina, Arkansas, and Texas yesterday.
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1988. James Terico won the primary there
 

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1988. James Terico won the primary there
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last night. He beat out the author of
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Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body,
Jasmine Crockett. Uh, Taller Rico will

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Jasmine Crockett. Uh, Taller Rico will
 

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Jasmine Crockett. Uh, Taller Rico will
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now face the winner of a runoff between
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the incumbent Senator John Cornin and
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his opponent, Texas Attorney General Ken
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Paxton, seen here dying before our eyes.
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This is Ken P. This guy has quite a list
 

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This is Ken P. This guy has quite a list
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of accomplishments as attorney general.
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impeachment. He was indicted for three
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felonies. He's been sued by the SEC.
 

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felonies. He's been sued by the SEC.
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wife, a woman he started a church with,
 

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wife, a woman he started a church with,
divorced him for cheating with a Senate

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divorced him for cheating with a Senate
 

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divorced him for cheating with a Senate
aid. Oh, you forget the Senate. With a

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aid. Oh, you forget the Senate. With a
 

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aid. Oh, you forget the Senate. With a
resume like that, you could run for

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resume like that, you could run for
 

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resume like that, you could run for
president of the United States. Of

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president of the United States. Of
 

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president of the United States. Of
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course, Paxton is tight with Trump
 

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course, Paxton is tight with Trump
because only the best people Democrats

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because only the best people Democrats
 

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because only the best people Democrats
fit uh flipped a state legislature seat

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fit uh flipped a state legislature seat
 

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fit uh flipped a state legislature seat
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in Arkansas yesterday. That makes more
 

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in Arkansas yesterday. That makes more
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than two dozen seats in various state
 

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than two dozen seats in various state
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legislators. They have flipped since
 

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legislators. They have flipped since
Trump took office last year. Whereas the

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Trump took office last year. Whereas the
 

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Trump took office last year. Whereas the
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number of seats that have gone from blue
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to red now totals zero nationwide. I'm
 

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to red now totals zero nationwide. I'm
beginning to see why Trump dislikes

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beginning to see why Trump dislikes
 

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beginning to see why Trump dislikes
these elections so much. The president

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these elections so much. The president
 

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these elections so much. The president
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got a vigorous stroking at the White
 

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got a vigorous stroking at the White
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House today. He had a meeting of
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executives from Google, Microsoft,
 

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executives from Google, Microsoft,
Amazon Meta, and Open AI who gathered to

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Amazon Meta, and Open AI who gathered to
 

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Amazon Meta, and Open AI who gathered to
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gravel at his feet. If you're the CEO of
 

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gravel at his feet. If you're the CEO of
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a big tech company, your schedule seems
 

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a big tech company, your schedule seems
to alternate between partying on a super

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to alternate between partying on a super
 

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to alternate between partying on a super
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yacht and frenching the president's ass.
 

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yacht and frenching the president's ass.
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There's no in between. So, he had the
 

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There's no in between. So, he had the
tech bros sign a pledge that says they

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tech bros sign a pledge that says they
 

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tech bros sign a pledge that says they
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will supply their own power for their AI
data centers. Wouldn't it be great if

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data centers. Wouldn't it be great if
 

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data centers. Wouldn't it be great if
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they do it by building like a 100
 

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they do it by building like a 100
million windmills just to drive Trump

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million windmills just to drive Trump
 

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million windmills just to drive Trump
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nuts? And of course, my favorite part of
 

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nuts? And of course, my favorite part of
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any White House event is when the
 

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any White House event is when the
president of the United States attempts

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president of the United States attempts
 

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president of the United States attempts
to pronounce someone's name. CEO of

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to pronounce someone's name. CEO of
 

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to pronounce someone's name. CEO of
Oracle play Mooseoot Quark Moose Quark.

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Oracle play Mooseoot Quark Moose Quark.
 

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Oracle play Mooseoot Quark Moose Quark.
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Not even close. Not the name you were
 

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Not even close. Not the name you were
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looking for is Mgoric. Uh which now I'm
 

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looking for is Mgoric. Uh which now I'm
not saying it's an easy name to read.

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not saying it's an easy name to read.
 

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not saying it's an easy name to read.
Put the name up on the screen so we can

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Put the name up on the screen so we can
all see what he saw. But how do you get

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all see what he saw. But how do you get
 

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all see what he saw. But how do you get
muth work out of that? I'm start bone

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muth work out of that? I'm start bone
 

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muth work out of that? I'm start bone
spurs of the brain. Now, you know, we

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spurs of the brain. Now, you know, we
 

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spurs of the brain. Now, you know, we
goof on the president a lot, but the

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goof on the president a lot, but the
 

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goof on the president a lot, but the
fact of the matter is he knows a great

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fact of the matter is he knows a great
 

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fact of the matter is he knows a great
deal about tech, about uh computers. In

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deal about tech, about uh computers. In
 

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deal about tech, about uh computers. In
fact, when it comes to computers, no one

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fact, when it comes to computers, no one
 

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fact, when it comes to computers, no one
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knows more than him.
>> There's no problem with with computers

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>> There's no problem with with computers
 

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>> There's no problem with with computers
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all over the place and robots, lots of
 

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all over the place and robots, lots of
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robots.
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>> You know, the reason you use computers
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is to make time so that it's like fast.
>> We don't need computers in the sky. Dell

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>> We don't need computers in the sky. Dell
 

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>> We don't need computers in the sky. Dell
computer. Go out and buy a Dell

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computer. Go out and buy a Dell
 

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computer. Go out and buy a Dell
computer. They're great.

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computer. They're great.
 

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computer. They're great.
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>> All the tech geniuses were there. They
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they love their computers.
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right? We have Elon, my son. I told you,
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unbelievable at computers.
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computer. I said, I don't want to hear
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about that.
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>> That's right. Everything's computer.
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wrapping up, Trump tells the group, he
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war." And he left. Everyone who works
 

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for him is saying this is not a war.
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war. We're now on day five of whatever
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this is. Pete Hexath today said we're
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just getting started in Iran. They're
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runner is said to be the newly exploded
 

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runner is said to be the newly exploded
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Ayatollah's son, Mushtaba Kmeni. Imagine
 

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Ayatollah's son, Mushtaba Kmeni. Imagine
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your dad being the Ayatollah. I mean,
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talk about strict.
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be an even more of a hardliner than his
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dad, which is what a lot of people worry
 

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dad, which is what a lot of people worry
about. You know, you start bombing

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about. You know, you start bombing
 

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about. You know, you start bombing
leaders, you wind up with one who might

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leaders, you wind up with one who might
 

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leaders, you wind up with one who might
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be even wor. It's a real I hate to say I
 

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be even wor. It's a real I hate to say I
told you so is what I'm saying. But I

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told you so is what I'm saying. But I
 

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told you so is what I'm saying. But I
mentioned last night that team Trump has

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mentioned last night that team Trump has
 

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mentioned last night that team Trump has
been throwing out a wide and conflicting

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been throwing out a wide and conflicting
 

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been throwing out a wide and conflicting
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array of reasons for why they decided to
 

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array of reasons for why they decided to
launch this attack. Was it to stop Iran

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launch this attack. Was it to stop Iran
 

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launch this attack. Was it to stop Iran
from enriching uranium or a longrange

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from enriching uranium or a longrange
 

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from enriching uranium or a longrange
missiles because Israel was going to do

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missiles because Israel was going to do
 

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missiles because Israel was going to do
it anyway? Was it for regime change? Or

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it anyway? Was it for regime change? Or
 

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it anyway? Was it for regime change? Or
maybe it's what Trump's press secretary

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maybe it's what Trump's press secretary
 

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maybe it's what Trump's press secretary
Caroline Levitt said. It was another

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Caroline Levitt said. It was another
 

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Caroline Levitt said. It was another
hunch.

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hunch.
 

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hunch.
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>> I think it was important with respect to
the timeline. But I think the president

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the timeline. But I think the president
 

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the timeline. But I think the president
prior to that phone call uh had a good

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prior to that phone call uh had a good
 

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prior to that phone call uh had a good
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feeling that the Iranian regime was
 

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feeling that the Iranian regime was
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going to strike uh United States assets
 

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going to strike uh United States assets
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and our personnel in the region.
>> He had a good feeling about it. What

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>> He had a good feeling about it. What
more do you need? I mean, what why are

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more do you need? I mean, what why are
 

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more do you need? I mean, what why are
good feelings for him bad for everyone

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good feelings for him bad for everyone
 

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good feelings for him bad for everyone
else? You know, this is a tough one for

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else? You know, this is a tough one for
 

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else? You know, this is a tough one for
the gang at Fox News and all the teeth

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the gang at Fox News and all the teeth
 

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the gang at Fox News and all the teeth
suckers in the right-wing echo chamber

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suckers in the right-wing echo chamber
 

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suckers in the right-wing echo chamber
because they desperately want to praise

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because they desperately want to praise
 

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because they desperately want to praise
the president and cheer him on, but they

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the president and cheer him on, but they
 

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the president and cheer him on, but they
also know that starting a foreign war is

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also know that starting a foreign war is
 

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also know that starting a foreign war is
the opposite of what he promised their

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the opposite of what he promised their
 

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the opposite of what he promised their
viewers. It's a tough needle to thread

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viewers. It's a tough needle to thread
 

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viewers. It's a tough needle to thread
and it put Pete Hexath's former co-host

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and it put Pete Hexath's former co-host
 

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and it put Pete Hexath's former co-host
Will Kaine in a bit of a pickle last

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Will Kaine in a bit of a pickle last
 

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Will Kaine in a bit of a pickle last
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night when he interviewed retired
 

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night when he interviewed retired
General Jack Keane. It's not 100% clear

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General Jack Keane. It's not 100% clear
 

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General Jack Keane. It's not 100% clear
to me, General. And that's not to

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to me, General. And that's not to
 

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to me, General. And that's not to
suggest that I don't support 100% what

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suggest that I don't support 100% what
 

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suggest that I don't support 100% what
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is happening, nor that I 100% offer my
 

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is happening, nor that I 100% offer my
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support. I just think I want to ask a
 

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support. I just think I want to ask a
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couple of critical questions. And I hope
 

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couple of critical questions. And I hope
you know how much respect I have for

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you know how much respect I have for
 

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you know how much respect I have for
your service. And I think it goes

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your service. And I think it goes
 

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your service. And I think it goes
without saying to anybody watching how

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without saying to anybody watching how
 

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without saying to anybody watching how
much respect I have for the men making

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much respect I have for the men making
 

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much respect I have for the men making
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these decisions.
 

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these decisions.
>> You don't have to patronize me. Just ask

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>> You don't have to patronize me. Just ask
 

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>> You don't have to patronize me. Just ask
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Just when you thought it couldn't get

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Just when you thought it couldn't get
 

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Just when you thought it couldn't get
more embarrassing to be on Fox News,

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more embarrassing to be on Fox News,
 

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more embarrassing to be on Fox News,
pull your pants down, soldier. I'm going

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pull your pants down, soldier. I'm going
 

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pull your pants down, soldier. I'm going
to pink up your ass. And then on the

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to pink up your ass. And then on the
 

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to pink up your ass. And then on the
other side of the coin, you have Greg

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other side of the coin, you have Greg
 

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other side of the coin, you have Greg
Kelly over on Newsmax, who seems to

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Kelly over on Newsmax, who seems to
 

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Kelly over on Newsmax, who seems to
think that this war is about checking

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think that this war is about checking
 

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think that this war is about checking
out chicks.

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out chicks.
 

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out chicks.
Well, that's what Iranian women used to

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Well, that's what Iranian women used to
 

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Well, that's what Iranian women used to
look like before the Ayatollah Hommani

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look like before the Ayatollah Hommani
 

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look like before the Ayatollah Hommani
showed up. Could look like that again.

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showed up. Could look like that again.
 

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showed up. Could look like that again.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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I'll see you tomorrow.
 

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I'll see you tomorrow.
Does he know he's on television?

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Does he know he's on television?
 

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Does he know he's on television?
Someone really ought to tell him.

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Someone really ought to tell him.
 

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Someone really ought to tell him.
Meanwhile, the chair of the House

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Meanwhile, the chair of the House
 

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Meanwhile, the chair of the House
Oversight Committee, James Comr, this is

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Oversight Committee, James Comr, this is
 

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Oversight Committee, James Comr, this is
the Yokal in charge of the Epstein

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the Yokal in charge of the Epstein
 

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the Yokal in charge of the Epstein
hearings. After hauling the Clintons in

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hearings. After hauling the Clintons in
 

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hearings. After hauling the Clintons in
for questioning last week, Comr said

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for questioning last week, Comr said
 

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for questioning last week, Comr said
they're going to bring in some more big

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they're going to bring in some more big
 

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they're going to bring in some more big
names, including Bill Gates, not to ask

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names, including Bill Gates, not to ask
 

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names, including Bill Gates, not to ask
him about Epste. They want to know why

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him about Epste. They want to know why
 

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him about Epste. They want to know why
one of the richest men in the world

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one of the richest men in the world
 

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one of the richest men in the world
still gets his haircut at Fantastic

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still gets his haircut at Fantastic
 

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still gets his haircut at Fantastic
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Sams.
 

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Sams.
One of the names that is not on his list

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One of the names that is not on his list
 

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One of the names that is not on his list
is Donald J. Trump, even though his name

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is Donald J. Trump, even though his name
 

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is Donald J. Trump, even though his name
appears in the Trump Epstein files

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appears in the Trump Epstein files
 

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appears in the Trump Epstein files
hundreds of thousands of times, and even

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hundreds of thousands of times, and even
 

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hundreds of thousands of times, and even
though key documents related to

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though key documents related to
 

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though key documents related to
accusations made against Trump by a

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accusations made against Trump by a
 

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accusations made against Trump by a
young teenage girl have disappeared,

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young teenage girl have disappeared,
 

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young teenage girl have disappeared,
Comr feels that Trump has been asked

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Comr feels that Trump has been asked
 

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Comr feels that Trump has been asked
about this enough. We're we're working

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about this enough. We're we're working
 

447
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about this enough. We're we're working
with the president. He's turning over

448
00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:19,680
with the president. He's turning over
 

449
00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,070
with the president. He's turning over
documents. Thus far, I I'm very

450
00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:22,080
documents. Thus far, I I'm very
 

451
00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,390
documents. Thus far, I I'm very
appreciative of of the cooperation with

452
00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:24,400
appreciative of of the cooperation with
 

453
00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,150
appreciative of of the cooperation with
the Trump administration, and President

454
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the Trump administration, and President
 

455
00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,469
the Trump administration, and President
Trump's answered hundreds, if not

456
00:08:28,469 --> 00:08:28,479
Trump's answered hundreds, if not
 

457
00:08:28,479 --> 00:08:30,869
Trump's answered hundreds, if not
thousands of questions about Epstein.

458
00:08:30,869 --> 00:08:30,879
thousands of questions about Epstein.
 

459
00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,709
thousands of questions about Epstein.
Prior to our deposition, I don't think

460
00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:32,719
Prior to our deposition, I don't think
 

461
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Prior to our deposition, I don't think
the Clintons had answered very many

462
00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:34,240
the Clintons had answered very many
 

463
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,990
the Clintons had answered very many
questions. That's right. James Comr and

464
00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:38,000
questions. That's right. James Comr and
 

465
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,990
questions. That's right. James Comr and
his team will leave only one stone

466
00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:40,000
his team will leave only one stone
 

467
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,550
his team will leave only one stone
unturned, and that is Donald Trump. I

468
00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:42,560
unturned, and that is Donald Trump. I
 

469
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unturned, and that is Donald Trump. I
can't figure out how he keeps saying

470
00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:43,760
can't figure out how he keeps saying
 

471
00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,190
can't figure out how he keeps saying
this with a straight face. like there's

472
00:08:45,190 --> 00:08:45,200
this with a straight face. like there's
 

473
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,829
this with a straight face. like there's
no difference between asking reporters

474
00:08:47,829 --> 00:08:47,839
no difference between asking reporters
 

475
00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,670
no difference between asking reporters
uh questions from reporters and

476
00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:49,680
uh questions from reporters and
 

477
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uh questions from reporters and
answering questions under oath and

478
00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:51,200
answering questions under oath and
 

479
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,949
answering questions under oath and
Congress. They're going to interview

480
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:52,959
Congress. They're going to interview
 

481
00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:55,030
Congress. They're going to interview
everyone but Epstein's best friend. This

482
00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:55,040
everyone but Epstein's best friend. This
 

483
00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,949
everyone but Epstein's best friend. This
is like if they arrested Sig Freed and

484
00:08:56,949 --> 00:08:56,959
is like if they arrested Sig Freed and
 

485
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is like if they arrested Sig Freed and
said nothing to Roy at all. The

486
00:08:59,269 --> 00:08:59,279
said nothing to Roy at all. The
 

487
00:08:59,279 --> 00:09:01,190
said nothing to Roy at all. The
Oversight Committee did vote today to

488
00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:01,200
Oversight Committee did vote today to
 

489
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,350
Oversight Committee did vote today to
subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi. So,

490
00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:03,360
subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi. So,
 

491
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,110
subpoena Attorney General Pam Bondi. So,
I guess that's something. Meanwhile,

492
00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:05,120
I guess that's something. Meanwhile,
 

493
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,190
I guess that's something. Meanwhile,
over in the House Judiciary Committee,

494
00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:07,200
over in the House Judiciary Committee,
 

495
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,350
over in the House Judiciary Committee,
they heard testimony from our soon-to-be

496
00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:09,360
they heard testimony from our soon-to-be
 

497
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,590
they heard testimony from our soon-to-be
former Secretary of Homeland Security,

498
00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:11,600
former Secretary of Homeland Security,
 

499
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,750
former Secretary of Homeland Security,
Christy Gnome. Chrissy Nome got quite a

500
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:13,760
Christy Gnome. Chrissy Nome got quite a
 

501
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,750
Christy Gnome. Chrissy Nome got quite a
grilling from members of both sides over

502
00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:15,760
grilling from members of both sides over
 

503
00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,350
grilling from members of both sides over
the last couple of days about the

504
00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:17,360
the last couple of days about the
 

505
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:18,790
the last couple of days about the
hundreds of millions of dollars she

506
00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:18,800
hundreds of millions of dollars she
 

507
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,030
hundreds of millions of dollars she
spent for commercials she starred in,

508
00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:21,040
spent for commercials she starred in,
 

509
00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,630
spent for commercials she starred in,
about hundreds of million dollars on

510
00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:22,640
about hundreds of million dollars on
 

511
00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,710
about hundreds of million dollars on
private jets, about suspiciously

512
00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:24,720
private jets, about suspiciously
 

513
00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,790
private jets, about suspiciously
appropriated funds. There was a lot. And

514
00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:26,800
appropriated funds. There was a lot. And
 

515
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,509
appropriated funds. There was a lot. And
she also repeatedly refused to apologize

516
00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:29,519
she also repeatedly refused to apologize
 

517
00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:31,350
she also repeatedly refused to apologize
to the families of Alex Prey and Renee

518
00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:31,360
to the families of Alex Prey and Renee
 

519
00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,269
to the families of Alex Prey and Renee
Good, the two Americans who were killed

520
00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:33,279
Good, the two Americans who were killed
 

521
00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,670
Good, the two Americans who were killed
by ICE. Uh she suggested they were

522
00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:35,680
by ICE. Uh she suggested they were
 

523
00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,230
by ICE. Uh she suggested they were
domestic terrorists. I guess she felt no

524
00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:38,240
domestic terrorists. I guess she felt no
 

525
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,389
domestic terrorists. I guess she felt no
remorse about that, so she didn't

526
00:09:40,389 --> 00:09:40,399
remorse about that, so she didn't
 

527
00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,790
remorse about that, so she didn't
apologize. And then things took a turn

528
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:42,800
apologize. And then things took a turn
 

529
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,949
apologize. And then things took a turn
for the risque when Gnome was asked

530
00:09:44,949 --> 00:09:44,959
for the risque when Gnome was asked
 

531
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,430
for the risque when Gnome was asked
about a rumored affair with her top

532
00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:47,440
about a rumored affair with her top
 

533
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,350
about a rumored affair with her top
adviser and former Trump campaign

534
00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:49,360
adviser and former Trump campaign
 

535
00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,430
adviser and former Trump campaign
manager Corey Luwendowski.

536
00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:51,440
manager Corey Luwendowski.
 

537
00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,070
manager Corey Luwendowski.
>> So Secretary Gnome, at any time during

538
00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:54,080
>> So Secretary Gnome, at any time during
 

539
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,030
>> So Secretary Gnome, at any time during
your tenure as director of Department of

540
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:57,040
your tenure as director of Department of
 

541
00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:00,230
your tenure as director of Department of
Homeland Security, have you had sexual

542
00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:00,240
Homeland Security, have you had sexual
 

543
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,670
Homeland Security, have you had sexual
relations with Corey Loendowski?

544
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:03,680
relations with Corey Loendowski?
 

545
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,750
relations with Corey Loendowski?
>> Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're

546
00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:05,760
>> Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're
 

547
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,470
>> Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're
going down and pedalling tabloid garbage

548
00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:08,480
going down and pedalling tabloid garbage
 

549
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,470
going down and pedalling tabloid garbage
in this committee today. reclaiming and

550
00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:10,480
in this committee today. reclaiming and
 

551
00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,230
in this committee today. reclaiming and
ma'am one thing that I would tell you is

552
00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:12,240
ma'am one thing that I would tell you is
 

553
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,230
ma'am one thing that I would tell you is
that he is a special government employee

554
00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:14,240
that he is a special government employee
 

555
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,310
that he is a special government employee
who works for the white house there are

556
00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:16,320
who works for the white house there are
 

557
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,750
who works for the white house there are
thousands of them in the federal

558
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:17,760
thousands of them in the federal
 

559
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,910
thousands of them in the federal
government

560
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:19,920
government
 

561
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,710
government
it is okay for you to be authority

562
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:22,720
it is okay for you to be authority
 

563
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,790
it is okay for you to be authority
making any decision okay for you to be

564
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:24,800
making any decision okay for you to be
 

565
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,630
making any decision okay for you to be
authority by the question you should be

566
00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:26,640
authority by the question you should be
 

567
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,110
authority by the question you should be
wanting to answer that question because

568
00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:29,120
wanting to answer that question because
 

569
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,870
wanting to answer that question because
it is not about your senses that you

570
00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:30,880
it is not about your senses that you
 

571
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,190
it is not about your senses that you
have brought it is about your judgment

572
00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,200
have brought it is about your judgment
 

573
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,630
have brought it is about your judgment
>> how do you think this goes over when she

574
00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:34,640
>> how do you think this goes over when she
 

575
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,590
>> how do you think this goes over when she
goes home to her husband at how was work

576
00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:37,600
goes home to her husband at how was work
 

577
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,069
goes home to her husband at how was work
today hun anything interesting happened.

578
00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:40,079
today hun anything interesting happened.
 

579
00:10:40,079 --> 00:10:42,069
today hun anything interesting happened.
Here's Christy and her coworker Corey.

580
00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:42,079
Here's Christy and her coworker Corey.
 

581
00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:43,509
Here's Christy and her coworker Corey.
Yeah, there you go. Just wearing jeans

582
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:43,519
Yeah, there you go. Just wearing jeans
 

583
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,990
Yeah, there you go. Just wearing jeans
and having fun. I'm rooting for those

584
00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:46,000
and having fun. I'm rooting for those
 

585
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,710
and having fun. I'm rooting for those
two. I really am. We got some diddy news

586
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:48,720
two. I really am. We got some diddy news
 

587
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,590
two. I really am. We got some diddy news
today. Sean Diddy Combmes is now

588
00:10:51,590 --> 00:10:51,600
today. Sean Diddy Combmes is now
 

589
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,430
today. Sean Diddy Combmes is now
expected to get out of prison a couple

590
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:53,440
expected to get out of prison a couple
 

591
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,670
expected to get out of prison a couple
of months earlier. As if the price of

592
00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:55,680
of months earlier. As if the price of
 

593
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,470
of months earlier. As if the price of
oil wasn't already high enough.

594
00:10:58,470 --> 00:10:58,480
oil wasn't already high enough.
 

595
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,949
oil wasn't already high enough.
Apparently, the parole board doesn't

596
00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:00,959
Apparently, the parole board doesn't
 

597
00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:04,069
Apparently, the parole board doesn't
have Netflix. And they have moved up his

598
00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:04,079
have Netflix. And they have moved up his
 

599
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:07,030
have Netflix. And they have moved up his
release date from June of 2028 to April

600
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,040
release date from June of 2028 to April
 

601
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,590
release date from June of 2028 to April
2028. And you know what that means? The

602
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:09,600
2028. And you know what that means? The
 

603
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,590
2028. And you know what that means? The
Arbor Day freakoff is back on everybody.

604
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:13,600
Arbor Day freakoff is back on everybody.
 

605
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,990
Arbor Day freakoff is back on everybody.
I mean, I I was thinking about it. Maybe

606
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,000
I mean, I I was thinking about it. Maybe
 

607
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,069
I mean, I I was thinking about it. Maybe
Diddy could be the next Ayatollah. You

608
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:18,079
Diddy could be the next Ayatollah. You
 

609
00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:20,630
Diddy could be the next Ayatollah. You
know, he does look good with the beard,

610
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:20,640
know, he does look good with the beard,
 

611
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,389
know, he does look good with the beard,
right? The president, by the way, might

612
00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:22,399
right? The president, by the way, might
 

613
00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:23,750
right? The president, by the way, might
want to think about growing a beard

614
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:23,760
want to think about growing a beard
 

615
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,829
want to think about growing a beard
because I mentioned last night Trump has

616
00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:25,839
because I mentioned last night Trump has
 

617
00:11:25,839 --> 00:11:29,590
because I mentioned last night Trump has
a big red yuck on his neck. Uh just when

618
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:29,600
a big red yuck on his neck. Uh just when
 

619
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,870
a big red yuck on his neck. Uh just when
you thought Melania couldn't find

620
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:30,880
you thought Melania couldn't find
 

621
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,430
you thought Melania couldn't find
another reason not to sleep with him or

622
00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:33,440
another reason not to sleep with him or
 

623
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,190
another reason not to sleep with him or
maybe she tried to strangle him in his

624
00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:35,200
maybe she tried to strangle him in his
 

625
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,110
maybe she tried to strangle him in his
sleep. I don't know. because the

626
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:37,120
sleep. I don't know. because the
 

627
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,389
sleep. I don't know. because the
reporters have been asking about the

628
00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:38,399
reporters have been asking about the
 

629
00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:40,069
reporters have been asking about the
White House claimed first they claimed

630
00:11:40,069 --> 00:11:40,079
White House claimed first they claimed
 

631
00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:42,389
White House claimed first they claimed
it was a kite surfing accident and then

632
00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:42,399
it was a kite surfing accident and then
 

633
00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:44,870
it was a kite surfing accident and then
no they've so far refused to give any

634
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:44,880
no they've so far refused to give any
 

635
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,509
no they've so far refused to give any
detailed explanation of what it is. So

636
00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:47,519
detailed explanation of what it is. So
 

637
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:49,110
detailed explanation of what it is. So
we decided to investigate this

638
00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:49,120
we decided to investigate this
 

639
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,590
we decided to investigate this
ourselves. And joining us now to help

640
00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:51,600
ourselves. And joining us now to help
 

641
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,590
ourselves. And joining us now to help
hopefully understand what is going on

642
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:53,600
hopefully understand what is going on
 

643
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,350
hopefully understand what is going on
with Donald Trump's neck. Please say

644
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:55,360
with Donald Trump's neck. Please say
 

645
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,829
with Donald Trump's neck. Please say
hello to Donald Trump's badly bruised

646
00:11:57,829 --> 00:11:57,839
hello to Donald Trump's badly bruised
 

647
00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,150
hello to Donald Trump's badly bruised
baby hand. Hello baby hand.

648
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:00,160
baby hand. Hello baby hand.
 

649
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,190
baby hand. Hello baby hand.
>> Hello America. Who's got questions for

650
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:03,200
>> Hello America. Who's got questions for
 

651
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,150
>> Hello America. Who's got questions for
me?

652
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:04,160
me?
 

653
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,230
me?
>> Well I do baby hand. I was hoping you

654
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:06,240
>> Well I do baby hand. I was hoping you
 

655
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,310
>> Well I do baby hand. I was hoping you
could tell us what is going on with that

656
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:08,320
could tell us what is going on with that
 

657
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,949
could tell us what is going on with that
rash or whatever is happening north of

658
00:12:10,949 --> 00:12:10,959
rash or whatever is happening north of
 

659
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,710
rash or whatever is happening north of
you on the president's neck.

660
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:12,720
you on the president's neck.
 

661
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,350
you on the president's neck.
>> That's not a rash. The neck is just a

662
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:15,360
>> That's not a rash. The neck is just a
 

663
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,509
>> That's not a rash. The neck is just a
little irritated from all the medals it

664
00:12:17,509 --> 00:12:17,519
little irritated from all the medals it
 

665
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,790
little irritated from all the medals it
has been wearing.

666
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:18,800
has been wearing.
 

667
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,350
has been wearing.
>> Oh,

668
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:19,360
>> Oh,
 

669
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,990
>> Oh,
>> we've won so many awards.

670
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:22,000
>> we've won so many awards.
 

671
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,750
>> we've won so many awards.
>> The FIFA Peace Prize.

672
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:23,760
>> The FIFA Peace Prize.
 

673
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,269
>> The FIFA Peace Prize.
>> Olympic gold. Yes.

674
00:12:25,269 --> 00:12:25,279
>> Olympic gold. Yes.
 

675
00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,190
>> Olympic gold. Yes.
>> A lifetime achievement award from

676
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:27,200
>> A lifetime achievement award from
 

677
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:27,910
>> A lifetime achievement award from
Arby's.

678
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:27,920
Arby's.
 

679
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,590
Arby's.
>> All right. You got a lifetime

680
00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:29,600
>> All right. You got a lifetime
 

681
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,590
>> All right. You got a lifetime
achievement award from Arby's for what?

682
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:31,600
achievement award from Arby's for what?
 

683
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,470
achievement award from Arby's for what?
>> For eating 10,000 beef and chedders.

684
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:34,480
>> For eating 10,000 beef and chedders.
 

685
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,829
>> For eating 10,000 beef and chedders.
>> All right. Well, that is You know what?

686
00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:35,839
>> All right. Well, that is You know what?
 

687
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,990
>> All right. Well, that is You know what?
That is an honor. Is Hey, is that a new

688
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:38,000
That is an honor. Is Hey, is that a new
 

689
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,230
That is an honor. Is Hey, is that a new
bruise you have there on your back?

690
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:40,240
bruise you have there on your back?
 

691
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,230
bruise you have there on your back?
>> Yeah, that's right. I got it when I was

692
00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:42,240
>> Yeah, that's right. I got it when I was
 

693
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,870
>> Yeah, that's right. I got it when I was
killing the Ayatollah.

694
00:12:44,870 --> 00:12:44,880
killing the Ayatollah.
 

695
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,949
killing the Ayatollah.
I punched him so hard. POP CHOP CHOP

696
00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:48,959
I punched him so hard. POP CHOP CHOP
 

697
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:52,069
I punched him so hard. POP CHOP CHOP
right in the turban. He was like, "Sir,

698
00:12:52,069 --> 00:12:52,079
right in the turban. He was like, "Sir,
 

699
00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:54,310
right in the turban. He was like, "Sir,
sir, it's such an honor to be punched by

700
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:54,320
sir, it's such an honor to be punched by
 

701
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,509
sir, it's such an honor to be punched by
such a strong and large hand." And then

702
00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:57,519
such a strong and large hand." And then
 

703
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,590
such a strong and large hand." And then
I stole all of his shish kebabs. Have

704
00:12:59,590 --> 00:12:59,600
I stole all of his shish kebabs. Have
 

705
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,790
I stole all of his shish kebabs. Have
you heard about these things?

706
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:00,800
you heard about these things?
 

707
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,350
you heard about these things?
>> Yes. Yes.

708
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:01,360
>> Yes. Yes.
 

709
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,190
>> Yes. Yes.
>> It's an oldfashioned word. KEBABS,

710
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:03,200
>> It's an oldfashioned word. KEBABS,
 

711
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,350
>> It's an oldfashioned word. KEBABS,
MARCO. KEBABS for everybody. Kebabs.

712
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:05,360
MARCO. KEBABS for everybody. Kebabs.
 

713
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,670
MARCO. KEBABS for everybody. Kebabs.
>> Okay. Well, I

714
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:07,680
>> Okay. Well, I
 

715
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,710
>> Okay. Well, I
>> I love kebabs. They call me kebab

716
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:10,720
>> I love kebabs. They call me kebab
 

717
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,350
>> I love kebabs. They call me kebab
Marley.

718
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:11,360
Marley.
 

719
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,310
Marley.
>> I did not know that.

720
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:12,320
>> I did not know that.
 

721
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:12,949
>> I did not know that.
>> Many people.

722
00:13:12,949 --> 00:13:12,959
>> Many people.
 

723
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,710
>> Many people.
>> Hey, since you mentioned it, do do you

724
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:14,720
>> Hey, since you mentioned it, do do you
 

725
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,790
>> Hey, since you mentioned it, do do you
have a plan in mind or a hope for who

726
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:16,800
have a plan in mind or a hope for who
 

727
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,710
have a plan in mind or a hope for who
will take power in Iran?

728
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:18,720
will take power in Iran?
 

729
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,949
will take power in Iran?
>> Oh, yeah. Big time we do. Right now,

730
00:13:20,949 --> 00:13:20,959
>> Oh, yeah. Big time we do. Right now,
 

731
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:23,430
>> Oh, yeah. Big time we do. Right now,
we're leaning very strongly towards

732
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:23,440
we're leaning very strongly towards
 

733
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,230
we're leaning very strongly towards
Aladdin. Mhm.

734
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:26,240
Aladdin. Mhm.
 

735
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,509
Aladdin. Mhm.
>> Big pants, gold lamp, and a monkey BFF.

736
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:29,519
>> Big pants, gold lamp, and a monkey BFF.
 

737
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:32,230
>> Big pants, gold lamp, and a monkey BFF.
I call him Abu.

738
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:32,240
I call him Abu.
 

739
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,230
I call him Abu.
He flew on a carpet. Jimmy, remember

740
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:34,240
He flew on a carpet. Jimmy, remember
 

741
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:34,629
He flew on a carpet. Jimmy, remember
that?

742
00:13:34,629 --> 00:13:34,639
that?
 

743
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,150
that?
>> I do remember that. Yeah. Hey, well,

744
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:36,160
>> I do remember that. Yeah. Hey, well,
 

745
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,150
>> I do remember that. Yeah. Hey, well,
speaking of BFFs, is there anything you

746
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:38,160
speaking of BFFs, is there anything you
 

747
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,230
speaking of BFFs, is there anything you
can tell us about Jeffrey Epstein?

748
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:40,240
can tell us about Jeffrey Epstein?
 

749
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,870
can tell us about Jeffrey Epstein?
>> Jeffy? My Jeffy? Oh, I miss him. I miss

750
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:44,880
>> Jeffy? My Jeffy? Oh, I miss him. I miss
 

751
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,670
>> Jeffy? My Jeffy? Oh, I miss him. I miss
flying on his private jet. Just me,

752
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:47,680
flying on his private jet. Just me,
 

753
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,949
flying on his private jet. Just me,
Jeffrey, and Redacted. Oh, Redacted knew

754
00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:50,959
Jeffrey, and Redacted. Oh, Redacted knew
 

755
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,190
Jeffrey, and Redacted. Oh, Redacted knew
how to party. That I will tell you.

756
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:53,200
how to party. That I will tell you.
 

757
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,030
how to party. That I will tell you.
>> But can I ask you specifically about the

758
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:55,040
>> But can I ask you specifically about the
 

759
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,030
>> But can I ask you specifically about the
allegations against you that have

760
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:57,040
allegations against you that have
 

761
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,790
allegations against you that have
suddenly disappeared?

762
00:13:58,790 --> 00:13:58,800
suddenly disappeared?
 

763
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,110
suddenly disappeared?
>> Go ahead. But for legal reasons, I have

764
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:01,120
>> Go ahead. But for legal reasons, I have
 

765
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,350
>> Go ahead. But for legal reasons, I have
to respond with angry silence.

766
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:03,360
to respond with angry silence.
 

767
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,990
to respond with angry silence.
>> Okay. Well, then I will ask, what do you

768
00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:06,000
>> Okay. Well, then I will ask, what do you
 

769
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,829
>> Okay. Well, then I will ask, what do you
say to Americans who believe you should

770
00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:07,839
say to Americans who believe you should
 

771
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:09,829
say to Americans who believe you should
be testifying under oath?

772
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:09,839
be testifying under oath?
 

773
00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:12,550
be testifying under oath?
>> I say, uh, would you look at the time? I

774
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:12,560
>> I say, uh, would you look at the time? I
 

775
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,069
>> I say, uh, would you look at the time? I
have to pick the next country to go to

776
00:14:14,069 --> 00:14:14,079
have to pick the next country to go to
 

777
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,550
have to pick the next country to go to
war with. Spin it, Marco. Round and

778
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:16,560
war with. Spin it, Marco. Round and
 

779
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,189
war with. Spin it, Marco. Round and
round it goes. Whoever it stops, let's

780
00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:19,199
round it goes. Whoever it stops, let's
 

781
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:24,230
round it goes. Whoever it stops, let's
find out. We will be bombing Costa Rica.

782
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:24,240
find out. We will be bombing Costa Rica.
 

783
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,230
find out. We will be bombing Costa Rica.
>> Oh, tough luck, Costa Rica.

784
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:26,240
>> Oh, tough luck, Costa Rica.
 

785
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,189
>> Oh, tough luck, Costa Rica.
>> Oh, no. Adios to Costa Rica and Puerto

786
00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:29,199
>> Oh, no. Adios to Costa Rica and Puerto
 

787
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:30,230
>> Oh, no. Adios to Costa Rica and Puerto
Rico.

788
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:30,240
Rico.
 

789
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,509
Rico.
>> All right. Well, thank you for your

790
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:31,519
>> All right. Well, thank you for your
 

791
00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:32,470
>> All right. Well, thank you for your
time, baby.

792
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:32,480
time, baby.
 

793
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,470
time, baby.
>> Bad bunny. No bueno.

794
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:34,480
>> Bad bunny. No bueno.
 

795
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,110
>> Bad bunny. No bueno.
>> Rodriguez.

796
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:35,120
>> Rodriguez.
 

797
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,310
>> Rodriguez.
>> Yes. Yes. I've heard all of those

798
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:36,320
>> Yes. Yes. I've heard all of those
 

799
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,069
>> Yes. Yes. I've heard all of those
things. All right. Thank you so much.

800
00:14:38,069 --> 00:14:38,079
things. All right. Thank you so much.
 

801
00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,670
things. All right. Thank you so much.
That's President Trump's badly bruised

802
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:41,680
That's President Trump's badly bruised
 

803
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,870
That's President Trump's badly bruised
hand.

804
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:42,880
hand.
 

805
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,590
hand.
>> We have a fun show tonight. We got an

806
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:45,600
>> We have a fun show tonight. We got an
 

807
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,750
>> We have a fun show tonight. We got an
real live Oscar nominee here. Vagner

808
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:47,760
real live Oscar nominee here. Vagner
 

809
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,990
real live Oscar nominee here. Vagner
Mora is with us. We have music from the

810
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,000
Mora is with us. We have music from the
 

811
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,389
Mora is with us. We have music from the
ball game. Sai Smith is sitting there

812
00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:52,399
ball game. Sai Smith is sitting there
 

813
00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:53,990
ball game. Sai Smith is sitting there
with the cleans and we'll be right BACK

814
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:54,000
with the cleans and we'll be right BACK
 

815
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,639
with the cleans and we'll be right BACK
WITH IKE BARON.


